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Welcome, fellow travelers...
...to the Faith of The Generic Diety of Happiness. We Shall All Be One.

We have built this website in order for people to better understand our religion, being that of The Faith of The Generic Diety of Happiness. Your guides through this experience will be our High Priestesses: LaLa Absinthine and Queen Moonshine, as well as Nikeneih, The Grand Master of Funk.

sITE uPDATES

This is the place where The Peeps can find the latest website updates. As soon as we update (which will probably be biweekly), we'll post the changes here. As of now:

8/28/05 - Website building begins. HOORAY!

4/27/06 - More added to the News section of What's New. Take a look!

7/31/06 - New Section added and updated. New section: "We've Decided" Go check it out, kids. :D

Also, FORUMS. Go forth and cause ruckus.

10/12/08 - NEW SECTION HOLY CRAP. Have a Blogasm, everybody! And answer the polls. DO IT NAO.

This Is Not A Cult.
Okay, so maybe it is. But, if you see Our Mission, then you'll know that it's MUCH better than all those other cults out there. We're all for the living in peace, yo.
Oh, yeah, and uh harmony, too.

If you're for all that, then you are at the right place, my friend. If not, then maybe you should be for it. (Geez. What's wrong with you, you don't want world peace? Man, you must really suck.)

Anyway, the point is: This Is Not A Cult.

Our Mission
Our mission is to spread a cult that will be an alternative to The Cult of Thine Sheep (Too Well Liked By the Farmers)... [buttsex].
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This Is NOT A Get Rich Quick Scheme.
The webmaster and associates will NEVER ask you for credit card information. We will not ask you for phone numbers, or any such thing. If anybody gets an e-mail from us asking for such information, please NOTIFY US IMMEDIATELY.

Thank you, that is all. :]

Buy our stuff!
This is legit. It's CafePress. And we have a store. Spend money if you want, or don't. We'll love you either way. ^_^
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