LaLa Absinthine!
Hello all, my name is LaLa. And, as you may already know, I'm one of the High Priestesses of The Faith of The Generic Diety of Happiness. Hooray.
Not much to say, really. I was born a to a poor potato farmer in Idaho, and his wife, my mother, Elsa. We were poor, but we were happy. My mother was a hippie, and my father was an ex-gypsie. Suffice to say, it made for a pretty interesting childhood.
And a random jump in time later...
So, when Queen Moonshine and Nikeneih and I became friends, we decided that the world was in desperate need of a new religion; one that would unite the world in happiness and other cool stuff.
That's really all there is to say, I suppose. ^_^ Thank you, and bless your Nachos. |
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Queen Moonshine!
The Life and Tymes of Queen Moonshine
Queen Moonshine was born in a small town. She was concieved during a hurricaine. She comes from an illustrius lineage, mostly cnuts offormerly royal descent who nevertheless slaved to build factories and working class post-English biker blood. She is what is commonly referred to as a "pot baby";therefore, she has no need to take any illicit drugs; her neurons having been pleasantly slowed in utero,she just runs on what her momma gave her.
Queen Moonshine rose to power after having had a revelation involving a factory, a bird, and its' droppings. It is unnessecary to go into the details ; she herself, of course cannot remember them. On one occaision she attended catholic school, CSH, this taught her about the limitless power of the human imagination.
There are those things smiled upon in the realm of Queen Moonshine ; and there are those things not.
Smiled Upon: No one is actually interested.
Not: Automobile insurance
Soft Life Savers(R)
Abridged books
Those who boycott France, especially those who poured decent wine down sewers
All those who attempt to mercilessly shove a faith besides the Diety Of Generic Happiness onto people
Stop Lights
Huge department stores, Especially the Home Despot
Those who slave for the Great ,Powerful, and Godly-Born Home Despot who are unable to cut wood
Nikeneih, Grand Master of Funk!
Hip dip diggity jive, brothah! I am the Maste of Funk, or Funque (like Punque) depending on where it's all at, because. I am the Original NikeN or NekiN or how-ever it ever was, is, or could be. We best definately define it at some point, or that could get sticky, because.
I came from the place where most of us become, which is to say it was a long long night and later it was a long long walk. Then I was there where we all arrive. The first stop on a ride that would last, ironically, a life time. Or would you rather the time of ones life? Neither here nore there, rather anywhere but in between, because.
Then I spent some time schoolin' myself at a school where no schooler would school themselves rightly so. But circumstance led us there, and it was rough because, because. So some more schoolin' on my own accord and I'm here in the great white light of generic goodness, which is to say that you have to be happy and not be crazy about it, because. And if ever anyone would doubt being happy or in the light or in the rain day or night, just say it loud and say it half-assed, because, because, because. Just Because.
e-mail us, yo!
GDH
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